You've met my boyfriends, and not one of you had a comment. Now I am going to list my girlfriends. For non-lesbians like myself (really, I am not a lesbian), I think girl crushes are more to do with wanting to be LIKE the person you are in love with, than to be WITH them...so here they are, in no particular order.
Tina Fey...if Franco liked me, he would introduce me to Tina. I know we would be besties, and she would tell me all about how she got her scar.
Heidi Klum...every time I see her, I have to say how pretty she is. And when she laughs her maniacal laugh, I laugh too.
Maggie Gyllenhaal...so much cuter than Jake. And did you see her in "Secretary"?
Helen Mirren....Forget "The Queen." Helen is the hottest cougar I know. You really must click the link and look at the picture. Amazing.
Courtney Cox...has shiny hair. Just ask Richard.
Scarlett Johanssen....so obvious. A terrible actress, but unbelievable voice, boobs, and lips.
And my favorite girlfriend of all, Kate Winslet....She is incredibly naturally pretty and so sure of herself, with a hot body to boot. And you should see her in "Extras" -- dressed as a nun and cursing like a sailor -- hilarious.
OK -- who did I miss?
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if franco introduces YOU to tina fey and YOU get to find out how she got her scar, i'll just DIE.
Kate Winslet is still my first and best non-spousal girlfriend. Although Flo, the character from the progressive.com advert is increasingly appealing, and my love for Selma Blair has bloomed afresh after watching Hellboy II this afternoon.
in breaking news, the Progressive actress is:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0183960/ Stephanie Courtney. F**k Tina Fey, that wall-eyed midget c**t, make Franco or Tall Chris get to work inviting Stephanie for dinner!
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